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It sounds almost like a curse issued by a witch ... "... and three rashes of bacon ..."
Hope you didn't make any 'rashe' decisions, such as having six instead of three?
I just had a coffee Mitch ~ I was very good. I'd had my breakfast [including a banana] a couple of hours earlier.
It's got to be a new way to talk about bacon... sounds painful.
They obviously decided to start the menu from scratch ... ;-)
I was going to make a comment about how witty you were, thinking of a curse by witches ... then I read your comment where you say "... start the menu from scratch" ... and all I want to do is groan. Excellent sense of humour!
As you know, I am always looking to play with words ... though some of my humour often results in me scratching the barrel.
Can you hear the groans from over here on the Pacific side of Canada? I wish I could be that clever....I have a rash on my chops (chin/jaw) just now from cheap metal on earrings. Does that count?