Much as I love the Derbyshire Dales things aren't perfect. For instance we have Seasonal Closing Time !
This is the time of year when our local council, Derbyshire Dales District Council, closes some of their toilets. Here's their notice at Over Haddon ...
They don't even open them at the weekend.
I was walking in this area recently and I was quite looking forward to visiting the toilets. You don't need me to mention my situation to realise that when I want to go ... I want to go ...
When I got to the toilets ... I couldn't go. Not because I had a mental block but because the doors were locked. I was livid. I was under some pressure. Then I saw that someone had expressed their thoughts on the door of the ladies toilet ...
Very mild graffiti but amusing and it makes a point.
I love the fact that the Council boasts of 'Keeping the Derbyshire Dales clean, safe, healthy and beautiful' ...
For me though [and you must pardon me for sinking below my usual standards] it was literally a case of piss ... off.